A girl who knows how you feel and comforts you
Even when you don’t say anything

When you go out to eat together
A girl who pays for it without saying anything

Even if you forget an anniversary
A girl who smiles brightly and understands everything

A girl who is voluptuous without any plastic surgery
A girl who has airbags in her chest for you

That kind of girl would be crazy to date you
Don’t you have a conscience?

If girls who aren’t so great keep coming to you
That just means you aren’t so great either

When you want to play League of Legends
A girl who goes to the Summoner’s Rift with you

A girl who has a good personality though she’s not a Gangnam beauty
But has a good job and is good at taking care of you

Even if she can’t reach you
A girl who thinks that men should always be busy

If I were to be that kind of girl
A girl who you can fall for at first sight

Are you high? I’d be crazy to date you
I would want to enjoy my life
If you want Kim Tae Hee, go to Ukraine
Although the catch is, they’re at civil war right now

Even if you have a nice car
Even if you wrap yourself with designer brands

There is one truth that cannot be hidden
You may have a car but you don’t have a house

Did you just get shot? I’d be crazy to date you
You have a conscience, don’t you?

If girls who aren’t so great keep coming to you
IT’s not that you’re unlucky, it’s not that you haven’t waited enough
It’s just that you’re a bad catch