What time is it now?
Oh my, I need to buy this, right?
Wait till 9 o’clock and click, click
What’s so hard about that?

Honestly, I like shopping
Even though I’m lazy sometimes, right?
It’s not that hard, click click
Because I’m an earthling

* Are you human, I am human
Are you alien, I’m not alien
Aliens can’t know
Only earthlings can know

I look at the clothes I’m wearing
And happily whistle
Click click click click my baby
I walk on the street and
Click click click click my baby

My friend is calling me
Everyone’s the same, right?
Prepare a gift, click click
I automatically start to hum

* Repeat

When earthlings go shopping, they’re so happy
Click click click click my baby
Oh my, oh my, 9 o’clock
Click click click click my baby
When 9 o’clock comes
Click click click click my baby
Even while looking at a magazine
Click click click click my baby