You’re like a big, comfy sofa
You’re beautiful babe babe you so fine
Your scent keeps stimulating my nose and brain

I called you first
I have first dibs on you
I wanna marry you
Oh baby please just turn around

I called you first
I have first dibs on you
You can’t go anywhere
Who can touch her?

Because of you, I make money
Because of you, I withstand the ridicule
Even after I fall in the wind and rain
Even if the world leaves me

Because of you, I clench my fists
Because of you, I carry this pain
Woo hoo ha ha, I will live as I laugh
Woo hoo ha ha, I will live with you

I’ll stop cursing, I’ll stop drinking
I’ll stop meeting women, I won’t be violent
I will shatter all of my bad habits
Until I die, yes, I promise you
My love will be twice as much

I called you first
I have first dibs on you
I wanna marry you
Oh baby please just turn around

I called you first
I have first dibs on you
You can’t go anywhere
Who can touch her?

Because of you, I make money
Because of you, I withstand the ridicule
Even after I fall in the wind and rain
Even if the world leaves me

Because of you, I clench my fists
Because of you, I carry this pain
Woo hoo ha ha, I will live as I laugh
Woo hoo ha ha, I will live with you

Because of you, all my friends left me
Because of you, all of my hair fell out
Because of you, I even took out a loan
In order to support you
But still, I’m happy because of you

Because of you, I make money
Because of you, I withstand the ridicule
Even after I fall in the wind and rain
Even if the world leaves me

Because of you, I clench my fists
Because of you, I carry this pain
Woo hoo ha ha, I will live as I laugh
Woo hoo ha ha, I will live with you