Note: this comical song is about people with unfortunate names. Park Gyu sounds like “f–k you.” Sung Ki is another word for reproductive organs and Byung Jin sounds like “byung shin,” which means idiot.

The 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th centuries of the Joseon Era
Had the scholarly, agricultural, industrial and mercantile classes

Park Gyu, Park Gyu, my name is Park Gyu
Park of the Milyang clan, Gyu, which means “to shine”
One character name, last name Park, first name Gyu
Park Gyu, Park Gyu, my name is Park Gyu

My best friend is Sung Ki, Sung Ki
Sung, which means “to fulfill” and Ki, which means “land”
“To fulfill a good land”
Eyes like Won Bin, nose like Jang Dong Gun
Voice like Lee Byung Hun, my best friend is Sung Ki, Sung Ki, Sung Ki
Body like Cha Seung Won, style like G-Dragon
My best friend is Sung Ki, Sung Ki
Sung, which means “to fulfill” and Ki, which means “land”
“To fulfill a good land”
My best friend is Sung Ki, Sung Ki, a really nice guy Lee Sung Ki

Mom, dad, please change it
Please change my name
Park Gu is fine, Sung Kil is fine too
As long as it doesn’t sound like a curse word, it’s fine
Mom, Dad, your names are So Young and Dong Gun
Mom, Dad, your names are Byung Hun and Min Jung
I am your real son, right?
But why did you name me Park Gyu and my friend Sung Ki?

Park Gyu, Park Gyu, my name is Park Gyu
Park of the Milyang clan, Gyu, which means “to shine”
One character name, last name Park, first name Gyu
Park Gyu, Park Gyu, my name is Park Gyu

My best friend is Byung Jin, Lee Byung Jin
Byung, which means “to bring together” and Jin, which means “unchanging”
“To bring together without change”
Even when he gets good grades, Lee Byung Jin
Even when he’s good at sports, Lee Byung Jin
Even when he tries to be strong, Lee Byung Jin
Even when he helps out struggling friends, Lee Byung Jin
Even when his girlfriend calls him out, Lee Byung Jin
Byung, which means “to bring together” and Jin, which means “unchanging”
“To bring together without change”
My best friend is Byung Jin, my nice friend, Lee Byung Jin

Mom, dad, please change it
Please change my name
Park Gu is fine, Sung Kil is fine too
As long as it doesn’t sound like a curse word, it’s fine
Mom, Dad, your names are So Young and Dong Gun
Mom, Dad, your names are Min Hee and In Sung
You’re not my stepparents, right?
But why did you name me Park Gyu and my friend Byung Jin?

Park Gyu, Park Gyu, my name is Park Gyu
Park of the Milyang clan, Gyu, which means “to shine”
One character name, last name Park, first name Gyu
Park Gyu, Park Gyu, my name is Park Gyu