Who cares when the damn flowers start to bloom?
What’s the use of knowing when the weather’s gonna get better?
When it’s cold, you all stick close together because it’s cold
When it’s hot, it’s the same, you all are so weird
Your sweet boyfriend actually wants to go play video games
He’s actually really tired

Do you really like spring you fools?
Are cherry blossoms really that pretty you idiots?
Flower petals eventually fall, I hope you all fall too
I hope you all break up

I’m perfectly fine, why can’t I get one?
The weather is so nice, why do I have a cold?
When it’s cold, I can’t get one because it’s cold
When it’s hot, it’s the same, life’s unfair
Your perfect relationship is smiling right now
But you’re gonna get dumped too, really cruelly

Do you really like spring you fools?
Are cherry blossoms really that pretty you idiots?
Flower petals eventually fall, I hope you all fall too
All of you

Don’t hold hands, don’t link arms, don’t hug each other
Please don’t do anything
Don’t have your heart flutter, don’t have a heart attack, don’t be happy
Don’t come into my vision

Do you really like spring you fools?
Are cherry blossoms really that pretty you idiots?
Flower petals eventually fall, I hope you all fall too
I hope you all break up